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I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend, and she got pregnant. She had the baby and cut off contact with me, and I live with regret.

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The worst things about condoms are that they're prone to failure, breaking, and misuse. Most people know how to put them on and use them correctly, but if you don't, trouble can follow.

How often do condoms break? As often as you use them incorrectly. Even so, some of the worst stories aren't about when a condom broke, but about people who are just really stupid and probably shouldn't be procreating.

Amy’s story – have you ever experienced a condom breaking or slipping off?

Goofing around with them, not getting rid of them properly or at allusing them for pranks or to get high Not to mention that most depraved practice of them all - poking holes in them. From " Willoughby " on forum.

So i pulled out and it looked like a fire cracker had went off in the rubber, there were little peices everywhere, whats worse is when you gotta dig for the damn things in a girl. It fcking exploded "brix shatting". From BuzzFeed reader "angievalentine":.

In the mall parking lot. We did get breakfast foods afterward and watched Fiddler on the Roof so…all good…? From Jezebel reader "Jack B. Hates" edited for length. And we were using condoms, but the septic tank would not have been able to cope with flushing them down the toilet, and we didn't want to leave them for the little old widow lady to see, so my not-husband-then put them in a paisley-patterned paper bag that we'd got in a shop somewhere. It looked kind of gift-y.

I can still see it.

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He'd sling in the used condom and fold over the top. It didn't seem TOO gross to want to throw them all away in one go rather than sneaking them out past the sweet little old widow. When we packed on the last day, we put it on the bed with our bags, ready to sneak out to the car. On the handmade, brightly coloured quilt, that was purple toned like the bag.

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We left the bag behind. A thank-you present. We've never been back. Here are some of the worst or at least most embarrassing condom stories out there.

Some involve condoms breaking, and some just involve people who should never have children. Her expression was priceless though. It fcking exploded "brix shatting" Brix shatting, indeed.

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In MarchChicago resident Anishi Spencer took her children to a McDonald's in the area, where her two-year-old son found a condom in the Play Place. Being two, he decided to eat it. The mom only found out because the child proceeded to cough up the contraceptive.

And the little old widow lady is fine with that.