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And Glitter Fantasy, Cosmo 's very own unicorn correspondent, is on a mission to spread glitter and happiness to the farthest corners of the world through dance. Zach: When the LGBT Center asked me to come up with some funny creative content that could help with being proactive in your sex life, I wrote this series of videos. Fairy God Bottom: Well, if you jiggle a bottle of truvada three times, a fairy god bottom pops out!

Glitter Fantasy: Jake DuPree is a desperate wannabe who needs me to attempt to be famous. I basically saved him from his boring existence. I met him one night in his dreams. My sparkly, gorgeous lips gave him a sweet kiss on the cheek, and he instantly fell in love with me. Every night he would visit me in his dreams, and he would accompany me on all daily chores and adventures.

Of course I felt like he was stalking me, and eventually I did learn to really like him. But I have to be careful of human friends because they tend to use me and other unicorns to find fame Gay Instagram followers. Jake: I initially got involved with Cosmopolitan and Glitter Fantasy through a good friend. He approached me because Cosmo wanted to have a unicorn correspondent on a talk show pilot, and he asked me to send in a taped audition of me talking about unicorns.

Basically he knew that I had no shame and loved magical things and that I would be guy to do whatever. After the pilot was shot, Cosmo decided they wanted to run with me and the unicorn character. GF: I have two ature powers.

The first is the ability to change people's lives just by being in their presence. I could elevate them mentally, spiritually, sexually, physically, disturbingly, and freely.

My other power is to grant wishes. They often don't come true. GF: I have many things I would like to say to the president. But mainly, I think it is ridiculous that he claims he has any interest in truly helping humans because the only creature on Earth that can do that is me because I'm magic.

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Jake: Glitter Fantasy is definitely sending a clear message to everyone in this crazy political time. He wants everyone to be unapologetically themselves.

It's time to be visible and confident and fluffy or pink or sparkly or obnoxious. And to the president and his administration, just know that glitter never goes away!

Not a hookup, a good old-fashioned date. One night he was visited by his Fairy God Bottom. And after another day of swipes, again the gay man had no date in sight. The next day he sat in a coffee shop, chatting for hours.

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As he was starting to hit it off with 'Midwest87' his phone died. This set the young gay man OFF. He got up and stomped on the ground, cursing his Fairy God Bottom. Now how am I even supposed to Lyft home with a phone as dead as my love life!? Frustrated, he whipped his head around, only to lock eyes with the cute ginger he had been sitting next to all day, but didn't notice because his eyes were buried in his phone.

Can I get you a anything? The young gay man couldn't help but smile. Just as the ginger went to grab him a coffee and muffin, the Fairy God Bottom reappeared.

Wasn't that part of your plan? Uhhh, yeah! And who's to say it wasn't? Regardless the young gay man got his date, and he couldn't have done it without a little help from the apps, and his very own Fairy God-Bottom. His mother had followed his father to this circus because she thought it would be totally awesome to follow this young hunk, even though she was leaving behind a life as a princess of Unicornocopia.

His father accidentally impregnated his mother when the condom "mysteriously had holes in it" as she was not trying to trap his ass. After giving birth to this gorgeous baby unicorn, daddy quickly ran away from the circus. Glitter Fantasy and his mother returned back to Unicornocopia.

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Her mother and father were not too pleased to see born out of wedlock, but all of the tabloids and unicorns became obsessed with the new baby. They paraded him around as far and as wide as the kingdom spread.

And trust, unicorns love to spread! As Glitter Fantasy began to grow up, he became so delusional and wanted more and more fame. His mother became his momager and helped to launch his career into superstardom by getting a reality show for him and endless amounts of products to sell to the magical creature masses! Eventually he decided that he wanted more from life.

He wanted to truly help the truly unfortunate beings of the world: humans. He had never been to Earth before, and he thought now is the time to take his sparkle, his charm, his wit, and his body and change human lives forever. They needed glitter now more than ever, and he was not going to rest until his assistants and crew made everything better for these humans.

It takes a village, and he does not want to do any of true work to make it better! But he definitely will take all the credit.

And hopefully, because of him and his jumps, kicks, leaps, and turns, humans will live happily ever after. All Rights Reserved.

Search form Search. Scroll To Top. The two magical gay beings are making the world a better, more fabulous place to live! By Brendan Haley brendohales. Do any of you have something you'd like to say or teach to the president?

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Tell us a fairy tale. After a whole day of messages he still had nothing to show. Fairy God Bottom just laughed, "Try Scruff. Fairy God Bottom just smiled. I got my date after all! So which app wound up working? Latest News Celebrities.