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Rick : We let down the male species, you know that? Fred : Maybe you were right. Maybe we should call it a day, just ask the girls to come home.


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I know what you are thinking and Yes, i did see Hall Pass. I know it looked bad, but i am up for seeing anything if i some slight interest in it. I like the Farrelly Brothers, I have seen all of their movies, with the exception of The Heartbreak Kid and even though they are not the best, i find some entertainment value in each one. BUT, when i saw Hall Pass i found zero entertainment value in it whatsoever. There was no entertainment value at all. As we all know, Hall Pass is a story about two wives that let their husbands loose for one week to do whatever they want. They get a break from being married, which means that they have a pass to go out and get laid and do crazy things on their own, while the women are out of town.

Seems simple enough.

The two women, played by Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate, know that if they give their husbands this freedom for one week, they will get all thoughts of sex out of their systems. This is the big setup and it took about 20 minutes to get there. This setup is perfect for a montage sequence of failure, but it falls completely flat. They do not add anything to the story, they are not really funny and they serve no purpose. Not only are they completely pointless in the film, they place all together by day three. I am completely dumbfounded.

Why would you put JB Smoove and Steven Merchant in your film only to have them exit before anything happens. I felt like leaving the movie at this point as well. That kind of happens, but they both have the opportunity to get laid so that kind of backfired on the ladies. Not only do both the guys have the opportunity to get laid, but they get the chance with the first women that they meet while they have the Hall Pass. So apparently they did not fail as hard as they should have, but they used better judgement not to have sex with the other women.

So here is where Hall Pass becomes really unwatchable. The wives. As the women are off having a fun week out of pass, they meet some men and decide that they technically have a Hall Pass as well. So they decide to cut loose and have some hall. It is a strange irish to say the least. So anyway, the movie is apparently about these two women learning that they have a thing or two to learn about loving their husbands.

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So since the women are having no problems meeting men and the men have no problems meeting women, then why the fuck am i watching scene after scene of fucking nothing? This movie is really bad, you guys. I will never watch this movie again. It is kind of in there, but unlike Something About Mary or Kingpins, the gross-out scenes do nothing to advance any sort of plot. In fact none of the scenes in the movie seem to be part of any kind of plot.

She is interested in him and he is interested in her. They set up this drink date at a bar that is located next to a gym that she goes to. He s up for a membership at the gym with her and says that he will meet her at the bar after his workout. Rick then goes into a hot tub, re a newspaper and falls asleep. He wakes up hours later and yells for help. He is paralyzed with some sort of hot tub shock.

Two men run out of the shower room naked to help him get out of the hot tub. They lay him on the deck and rest his head on the knee of an african american man with a big penis.

The camera pans down the white man and he has a really small penis. Wow, that was hilarious and irreverent, right? Okay, so cut to a party where there are a billion people. He lets her know that he fell asleep in the hot tub and that he was sorry he missed the drinks at the bar. She seemed fine with it.

This movie was full of scenes that had nothing to do with anything. Hall Pass is a horrible movie and i am tired of typing about it. This movie is so shitty, i am not even going to go back and proofread it.

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Content produced by Ralph d. Apel - casinoskunk View all posts by casinoskunk. There are even two poop sight-gags that are shockingly funny. Good review, check out mine when you can! Great review. I had a hard day at work…watched this movie and laughed red hysterically all the way through.

People are too tight these days I swear…. I can count on one hand how many times I saw a penis in a n American film…. Your article was like taking a shit after a mouth full of hot peppers. Waste of time jobless puke! The star of this movie is that naked black guy who lets us see his big black dick in this movie.

Thank you to the directors for putting that scene in. I loved it very much.

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I am a fan of almost all of Farrelly Brothers movies, but this one is a complete and utter mess. Leave a Reply Cancel reply comment here Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. required Address never made public. Name required. Loading Comments Required Name Required Website.