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How to have sex with your mom

I am 16 at the moment, and I have been sexually fantasizing about my mom for 3 years. The problem is, I really really want it to happen. I have fantasized about her and my dad getting divorced, and me and my mom living a life alone at home together.

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Back to the Future is a super fun story about a kid who travels back in time to almost have sex with his mom. I wanted this to be true so badly. Just so, so badly. What was harder was torching all remaining copies belonging to former classmates who still lived in the neighborhood. Scent is one of the most powerful triggers of memory.

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The helpful 'mum code' has been made for clueless partners of busy mums everywhere.

Mums have a lot of jobs to juggle and romance is often the last thing on the priority list. So if you're her other half and you're in the mood for getting romantic, it's probably best to make sure you do it at an appropriate time.

But when exactly is that? One mum from Australia thinks she has it figured out - and she's willing to share it with men and women everywhere. Emily Wright31, has created a tongue-in-cheek video in which she explains her theory based around four essential factors. Have patience. According to Emily, "as you approach the 45 minute mark, this is when you've got chance of sex.

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But don't delay. Just half an hour later comes the 'danger zone' when mum is probably falling asleep. Emily's advice: "If she's falling asleep, please leave her alone. She's had a big day. Is your house a mess?

Don't even bother asking. Emily reckons: "When the house is spotless, you have a never-ending opportunity. Be careful, though. If she has cleaned the house by herself then it doesn't count as she will be too tired.

If you have cleaned the house and haven't done a thorough job, this apparently also doesn't count - as it's not spotless. If it's been weeks since she's had her hair done, then it's 'unfair' to approach her.

So, guys, you've got approximately one week before her ego boost starts trailing off. After three weeks, you'll probably have to wait for her next appointment. Two to three wines?

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But don't miss your window, as after four wines your opportunity will be slipping away. Taking all of that information and putting it together, Emily identifies a key point when it's acceptable to request sex from your partner if she's a mum. When the kids have been in bed for minutes, she's had a haircut in the last week, has had two to three glasses of wine and the house is SPOTLESS. See Emily's other videos on her YouTube channel.

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In Your Area. Got A Story. When is the perfect time to ask a mum for sex? This woman has the answer - based on four key factors. Video Loading Video Unavailable. Click to play Tap to play. The video will auto-play soon 8 Cancel Play now. Nicola Oakley Head of Audience. She even has a graph. When did the children go to sleep? If the kids went to bed in the last 45 minutes, you can forget about getting cosy. Follow Mirror. Facebook Twitter. Get updates with the day's biggest stories up. We use your -up to provide content in ways you've consented to and to improve our understanding of you.

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