The helpful 'mum code' has been made for clueless partners of busy mums everywhere.
Mums have a lot of jobs to juggle and romance is often the last thing on the priority list. So if you're her other half and you're in the mood for getting romantic, it's probably best to make sure you do it at an appropriate time.
But when exactly is that? One mum from Australia thinks she has it figured out - and she's willing to share it with men and women everywhere. Emily Wright31, has created a tongue-in-cheek video in which she explains her theory based around four essential factors. Have patience. According to Emily, "as you approach the 45 minute mark, this is when you've got chance of sex.
I want to have sex with my mom.
But don't delay. Just half an hour later comes the 'danger zone' when mum is probably falling asleep. Emily's advice: "If she's falling asleep, please leave her alone. She's had a big day. Is your house a mess?
Don't even bother asking. Emily reckons: "When the house is spotless, you have a never-ending opportunity. Be careful, though. If she has cleaned the house by herself then it doesn't count as she will be too tired.
If you have cleaned the house and haven't done a thorough job, this apparently also doesn't count - as it's not spotless. If it's been weeks since she's had her hair done, then it's 'unfair' to approach her.
So, guys, you've got approximately one week before her ego boost starts trailing off. After three weeks, you'll probably have to wait for her next appointment. Two to three wines?
How to have a sex life when you live with your parents
But don't miss your window, as after four wines your opportunity will be slipping away. Taking all of that information and putting it together, Emily identifies a key point when it's acceptable to request sex from your partner if she's a mum. When the kids have been in bed for minutes, she's had a haircut in the last week, has had two to three glasses of wine and the house is SPOTLESS. See Emily's other videos on her YouTube channel.
TV Films. Funeral Notices Horoscopes Offers Newsletter up.
10 s that you’re having mom sex
Voucher codes Asos Nike Argos. John Lewis Currys.
In Your Area. Got A Story. When is the perfect time to ask a mum for sex? This woman has the answer - based on four key factors. Video Loading Video Unavailable. Click to play Tap to play. The video will auto-play soon 8 Cancel Play now. Nicola Oakley Head of Audience. She even has a graph. When did the children go to sleep? If the kids went to bed in the last 45 minutes, you can forget about getting cosy. Follow Mirror. Facebook Twitter. Get updates with the day's biggest stories up. We use your -up to provide content in ways you've consented to and to improve our understanding of you.
What ‘back to the future’ gets wrong about almost having sex with your mom
This may include adverts from us and 3rd parties based on our understanding. You can unsubscribe at any time. More info.