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James Deen sure has that X-factor. You need only to watch the moody three-minute trailer for the low-budget art-house film The Canyonsin which the year-old stars, to see that the guy with the matinee-idol looks to go with the name has got what it takes.


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This was of course, the lemon stealing whore porn. James Deen and girlfriend Haley Paige sit together outdoors.

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This scene is delightful for a couple reasons; first, it encapsulates everything terrible about porn plots; a completely nonsensical storyline, dialogue if any of it was written written by people with no idea how to write, and then given to actors with no ability to act or improvise, which typically le to actors repeating vague variations around one or two lines while looking like a deer frozen in the headlights.

He does hold up a lemon as encouragement, though. Why the fuck do ducks keep appearing in porn?

Is it because ducks are rapists, and porn can be pretty rapey? The scene ends with a pop shot and some snowballing and Joanna and Haley agree the cum tastes like lemons.

Ultimately, this one left a bad taste in my mouth. Earlier Haley heavily implied if Joanna agreed to let James use her like a blow-up doll there would be a whole bushel of lemons in it for her, and then they pulled a bait and switch and left her with just a single lemon.

Even though Joanna seems okay with the solo lemon, I would have preferred she walked out the door with a basket full of lemons, or maybe making a lemon meringue pie to set up a sequel or something. You are commenting using your WordPress.

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