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My dog ate me out on my period

Your dog has a dirty little secret: he or she is obsessed with your most intimate personal items. To them, your used tampons, sanitary p, condoms, and dirty underwear are like forbidden candy.

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How do I know if my dog has been poisoned? My dog ate pork and now he has diarrhea with blood and he is just laying on the couch and not moving. But eating p and underwear can make her sick. My puppy siffs down there all the time when I'm on my period and so does my other dog.

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Just got out of the shower to wash the blood and shame off of me and decided to post this.

What happens when a dog eats a tampon?

I have been running errands all day and taking care of a relative, so my mind has been a bit preoccupied. And, you guessed it, I am on my period.

So right before I take my afternoon jog, I use the bathroom and somehow forgot to put a tampon in after taking the old one out. I know, I know, "how could you forget?

But it happened. So I am happily jogging away, headphones blasting, when a couple are coming toward me with four large fuzzy dogs. I, being a girl who loves fuzzy dogs, stopped to pet them. As I am distracted rubbing the ears of two of the dogs, one of them manages to wedge through and furiously lap at my inner thigh.

I think nothing of it, but the man starts trying to yank the dog away and mutters something while pointing at my leg. I look down and to my horror I see smeared blood from my crotch to halfway down my inner thigh.

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All I can say is "oh god" as I push the other dogs out of the way. I quickly pivot and sprint toward home, feeling the man and woman staring at me until I am out of sight.

That dog has a taste for human blood now. Watch the news to see if a couple is killed by wild animals, and get ready for some period blood Cujo shit on your next jog. The tl;dr also makes the story sound much worse than it actually is. Speak for yourself. Reading the title took me from pool noodle to wiffleball bat.

Why does my dog eat used tampons?

After reading it, I'm back down to pool noodle. You know what that man was muttering?

Oh no, she must have a cut on her thigh. Then the darkness rolled over as she ran away ablnd he realized what had just happened.

Why do dogs eat tampons?

Found the internet! TIFU by letting a dog lick my period blood. Posted by 7 years ago. TL;DR Accidentally gave a dog his red wings. Sort by: best.

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Why does my dog eat used tampons?

Continue this thread. It isn't a crocodile. Was expecting the dog to die. Thankfully it didn't. Yeah, I didn't want to stick around and explain that one.

She had a real nasty gash. Better to run away than to cut your leg to cover it up. The woman had slowly started walking ahead.

You're welcome? Edit: have been drinking.

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