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I found a bunch of crusty socks in my son's room he must have a bad foot infection
A bucket of bleach works too. I figure I better right a warning in case someone is dumb enough to actually do it. Bleach should not come into contact with your skin. You can dip your hands in bleach and suffer no ill effects. Just wash your hands with soapy water and you're good to go. Years ago my friends mom found his "sock" and she mentioned to him that it was really stiff I don't think she knew why and he told her that was his million dollar sock.
I know what she's getting at, but it'll be a way so she doesn't have to touch them or bring up the subject haha. It means her son has been ejaculating into his socks. Just try to look on the bright side OP, that's probably better than walking in on him in action.
The very best of the bitch
Might want to say something to him to avoid dealing with his crusty socks. I don't know I'd rather see it happening than feel the. Both are gonna be awkward but I prefer the one that keeps me from being oblivious to what a crusty sock is doing to be so damn crusty If you say anything to him its probably going to scar him for life I would say just don't look under his bed anymore, make him do his own laundry. Tell him he's growing up he has to learn this important life skill.
Telling your own son that he's a filthy pig for letting his laundry get out of control will scar him for life? If that's all it takes to traumatize you, I pity your upbringing. You must be the kind of person who likes to angrily fap while staring dead into your mother's eyes. Also, nice screen name swallow, it is unusually appropriate in this case.
Fair enough that sucks, but why would you son not just put it in the laundry in a different shirt - hidden - so it gets washed and no one notices - though what happened to you really sucks. That can turn bad really fast though if the sock and shirt have different colours and suddenly the white laundry comes back pink ; My mum separates everything carefully so this would never work.
Sounds so much easier :P I'm a girl btw. Submit your FML. Your name. Gender Gender Male Female Other. Make me anonymous I have read and accepted the Terms and conditions.
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Sunday 26 July First comment!!!!!!!! MassiDelta Sunday 26 July Nobody cares!!!!! Sunday 26 July 1, go away. OP, you should have a serious talk with your son.
JMichael Sunday 26 July Oh. Sunday 26 July Lmfao did anyone else read that comment in Cleveland Brown's voice? Xandrick Monday 27 July Lovelockdown23, I totally did! Sunday 2 August Yes of course i did.
Sunday 26 July Wash your hands until they're raw. Sunday 26 July A bucket of bleach works too. Badkarma4u Sunday 26 July She's his mother she's touched worse things that have come out of his body. Sunday 26 July And throw the socks away.